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Hoodies

I Wet My Plants - Smug Hoodie

Description: Mom would be so proud.

Tags: dirt, gardener, gardening, plant lady, plant lover
A Little Dirt Never Hurt Hoodie

Description: I soiled myself...how embarrassing.

Tags: composting, dirt, gardener, gardening, plant humor
Bookworm Hoodie

Description: For all the English teachers and worm farmers out there...or is that just me?

Tags: book lover, compost, composting, english teacher, gardener
I'm a Succa for You Hoodie

Description: Aloe you vera much.

Tags: aloe vera, cactus, composting, kawaii cute, korean heart
My Plants Are Rooting For Me Hoodie

Description: You grow girl!

Tags: composting, floral, flower, garden, gardener
Smarty Plants Hoodie

Description: Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.

Tags: big brain, composting, ferns, gardening, genius
Can't Touch This Hoodie

Description: Stop, Hammer Time!

Tags: cacti, cactus, cactus puns, cant touch this, cute cactus
Rad...ish Hoodie

Description: When you're feeling kinda cool.

Tags: composting, farmer, garden, garden lover, gardening
Talk Dirty to Me Hoodie

Description: A dirty sense of humor is so ground-breaking.

Tags: composting, dirt, farming, gardening, plants
I ♥️ Worm Poo! Hoodie

Description: Worm poo = a natural alternative to chemical fertilizers #wormdiggity

Tags: castings, composting, farming, fertilizers, garden
Global Worming Hoodie

Description: What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!

Tags: climate change, composting, earthworm, earthworms, fishing
I Like Worm Hugs Hoodie

Description: A good hug brings healing to the soil.

Tags: compost, composting, earthworm, gardener, gardening
Suburban Worms Logo Hoodie

Description: For people who want to show their support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
Suburban Worms Logo - White Design Hoodie

Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
The Early Worm Gets The Bird Hoodie

Description: Birds aren't real. Feed the worms your food waste instead.

Tags: bird jokes, birds, birds arent real, composting, early bird
Suburban Worms Logo - Black Design Hoodie

Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
I Soiled Myself - Embarassed Hoodie

Description: with worm castings.

Tags: compost, fertilizers, flowers, gardener, gardening
Worm Sneak Attack Hoodie

Description: Revenge of the worm.

Tags: bird watcher, birds, composting, decomposer, earthworms
I Wet My Plants - Kawaii Hoodie

Description: Unbeleafable.

Tags: composting, floral, flower, garden, gardener
I Soiled Myself - Excited Hoodie

Description: with worm castings.

Tags: agriculture soil, flowers, gardener, gardening, plant lover
Soil Mates Hoodie

Description: Plant puns have a way of growing on people.

Tags: composting, flowers, gardener, gardening, kawaii
Plants Are My Favorite People Hoodie

Description: Introverts unite! Separately...in our own gardens.

Tags: composting, earthworms, flowers, garden, gardening

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