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I Wet My Plants - Smug Hat

Description: Mom would be so proud.

Tags: dirt, gardener, gardening, plant lady, plant lover
A Little Dirt Never Hurt Hat

Description: I soiled myself...how embarrassing.

Tags: composting, dirt, gardener, gardening, plant humor
I'm a Succa for You Hat

Description: Aloe you vera much.

Tags: aloe vera, cactus, composting, kawaii cute, korean heart
Smarty Plants Hat

Description: Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.

Tags: big brain, composting, ferns, gardening, genius
Can't Touch This Hat

Description: Stop, Hammer Time!

Tags: cacti, cactus, cactus puns, cant touch this, cute cactus
Rad...ish Hat

Description: When you're feeling kinda cool.

Tags: composting, farmer, garden, garden lover, gardening
Compost Tea Hat

Description: To wet your plants, not your palate.

Tags: compost tea, composting, decomposition, gardener, gardening
I ♥️ Worm Poo! Hat

Description: Worm poo = a natural alternative to chemical fertilizers #wormdiggity

Tags: castings, composting, farming, fertilizers, garden
Save Earth, Grow Worms Hat

Description: Why are worms considered great company? Because they are always down to earth.

Tags: compost, composting, decomposition, fertilizer, gardener
Worm Castings. They're the Sh** Hat

Description: Worm castings = a nice way of saying worm poop.

Tags: composting, fertilizers, garden, gardening, plants
Compost: So Hot Right Now Hat

Description: Just like Hansel. #zoolanderreference

Tags: vermicomposting, worm farming, worms, garden, plants
Global Worming Hat

Description: What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!

Tags: climate change, composting, earthworm, earthworms, fishing
I Like Worm Hugs Hat

Description: A good hug brings healing to the soil.

Tags: compost, composting, earthworm, gardener, gardening
Suburban Worms Logo Hat

Description: For people who want to show their support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
Suburban Worms Logo - White Design Hat

Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
The Early Worm Gets The Bird Hat

Description: Birds aren't real. Feed the worms your food waste instead.

Tags: bird jokes, birds, birds arent real, composting, early bird
Suburban Worms Logo - Black Design Hat

Description: If you want to show support for our small business.

Tags: composting, farming, gardening, nature, regenerative
Worm Tea Party Hat

Description: Ain’t no party like a worm tea party ‘cuz a worm tea party helps plants!

Tags: compost, earthworm, earthworms, garden, gardening
Proud Plant Parent Hat

Description: Support plant parenthood.

Tags: composting, crazy plant lady, flowers, gardening, gardner
I Soiled Myself - Embarassed Hat

Description: with worm castings.

Tags: compost, fertilizers, flowers, gardener, gardening
Worm Sneak Attack Hat

Description: Revenge of the worm.

Tags: bird watcher, birds, composting, decomposer, earthworms
The Early Bird Gets The Worm Hat

Description: Like, really gets it.

Tags: biodegradable, birds, compost, earthworms, fertilizer
I Wet My Plants - Kawaii Hat

Description: Unbeleafable.

Tags: composting, floral, flower, garden, gardener
Soil Mates Hat

Description: Plant puns have a way of growing on people.

Tags: composting, flowers, gardener, gardening, kawaii
Plants Are My Favorite People Hat

Description: Introverts unite! Separately...in our own gardens.

Tags: composting, earthworms, flowers, garden, gardening

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