Description: Mom would be so proud.
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Description: I soiled myself...how embarrassing.
Description: For all the English teachers and worm farmers out there...or is that just me?
Description: Aloe you vera much.
Description: Confidence is important, but Jesus is importanter
Description: You grow girl!
Description: You just can't be beet.
Description: Jokes about plants are very niche. It's really something you grow into.
Description: Stop, Hammer Time!
Description: When you're feeling kinda cool.
Description: A dirty sense of humor is so ground-breaking.
Description: To wet your plants, not your palate.
Description: Worm poo = a natural alternative to chemical fertilizers #wormdiggity
Description: Why are worms considered great company? Because they are always down to earth.
Description: Worm castings = a nice way of saying worm poop.
Description: Just like Hansel. #zoolanderreference
Description: What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!
Description: A good hug brings healing to the soil.
Description: Birds aren't real. Feed the worms your food waste instead.
Description: With worm tea.
Description: Ain’t no party like a worm tea party ‘cuz a worm tea party helps plants!
Description: Support plant parenthood.
Description: with worm castings.
Description: Revenge of the worm.
Description: Like, really gets it.
Description: Unbeleafable.
Description: Plant puns have a way of growing on people.
Description: Introverts unite! Separately...in our own gardens.
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